A Children’s Treasury of Crazy Tweets

Yesterday was the New Hampshire Primary. Having spent a crazy day working in Boston battling I-95 traffic in both directions, I wasn’t planning on going to vote. I’m a Democrat, which effectively means the primary is null; Vermin Supreme just didn’t do it for me.

I’m pretty glad I decided to go vote because Barack Obama (read: whomever runs his Twitter account) retweeted the picture I took of my ballot!

I didn’t think that this would really result in anything other than bragging rights. I was wrong. Less than 24 hours later I have added 60+ new followers (a 50% increase) and have had some crazy sh!t tweeted at me. The following are some of the best:

There were the ignorant and racist tweets (there were a lot of these):

…those who don’t understand how voting works:

…those who don’t know how not ‘hood’ Rollinsford is:

…the creepy and weird:

…the weird/awesome:

…and the real star of the night, Carla, who appears in my avatar:

…but then brohan had to go and make it creepy again: